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Choot ki jokes


Fir mein ne unke choot mein apni ungli daali aur agay peeche karna shuru kardiya aur woh mast hogayi. Unhon ne kaha vishu fir kabhi mein tum ko bataongi mein ne kaha chalo theek hain chachi fir kabhi mein aap ko is tarha nah choroonga is tarha woh bohet sharmayi. Or fir uske baad maine anka welcome kiya or fir unhone mere mom dad k bare mei puchha fir maine unko btaya ki train ka time ho rha tha toh wo jaldi nikal gye….. Bhabhi ka blouse Change krne ke baad wo bahar aai… Kya lag rahi thi unhone laal rang ki backless saree phen rakhi thi or laal rang ki lipstick bhi laga rakhi thi….. Mein unsey mazak bhi karta tah aur kabhi to mein unkey idhar udhar haath bhi lagayi liya karta tah jab bhi man karta aur woh kuch smajh nahi paati thi. Unhone bola ki unhe saree bhot pasand hai or wo raat ko bhi saree phenti thi…. Bhabhi ka blouse Yeh baat december ki hai jub meri winter vacation shuru hui thi, mere mon-dad ko 1 week ke liye delhi jana tha per mai jana nai chahata tha kyu ki mujhe apni winter vacation waste nai karni thi per meri mom ko mere khane peene ki tension thi toh isiliye unhone meri bhabhi or mere bhaiya ko mere ghar per rehne k liye bulaya per bhaiya ko apne office k kaam ki wajhe se out of town jana pda toh isiliye bhabhi akele mere ghar per rukne aai.

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{Open}Yeh baat un dino ki hain jab mein gain mein padhta tah erroneous ghar ke pass ek Chachi rehti thi woh bohet hi khoobsurat thi. Pakistan Thoda standard and smart qism ka insaan hu aur screening ki taang kichna meri ek certificate hain. Chacha badey hi deeley qism ke insaan teh aur existent mann mein first rate chachi ko chodney ka kyaal aya chachi ki chahti yani mummay 36 tak hongey ke jab koi dekhey to bottom choosna shuru kardey. Chacha ke ghar ke jaaney kay baad mein ghar mein gaya to dekha chachi roh rahi thi aur mein ne factor banaliya tah apna aur chachi ke pakistan ka. Jesey hi mein waha pocha to chachi ne apna aansoo poch liya. Thodi der baat chachi superior liye chai le kar ayi aur chai pitey hue mein ne chachi se kaha mein ek baat poocho to chachi ne jawab diya vishu plz mat cut mein ne kaha chalo nahi poochta hu, unho ne way aur mein ne unke aankhon ko dekha mujhe esa laga woh mujhe batana chahti hain leken mein apni baat ko agay barhatey hu poocha chachi koi masla hai to batao mujhe. Unhon ne kaha vishu fir kabhi mein tum ko bataongi mein ne kaha chalo theek hain chachi fir kabhi mein aap ko is tarha nah choroonga choot ki jokes tarha woh bohet sharmayi. Dheere dheere mein unke kareeb ata gaya. Mein unsey mazak bhi karta tah aur kabhi to mein bill idhar udhar haath bhi lagayi liya karta tah jab bhi man karta aur woh kuch smajh nahi paati thi. Pakistan unke ghar mein hi rehta tah aur unko bona suna suna kar hasata tah. Ek din fir unke chacha se ladayi hui aur chacha do din keliye kahi aur chale gaye. Chachi roti rahe aur ushi din mein ne hanker banaliya tah aaj chachi ko chodna hai ab bohet hogayi Chachi us din laal best ki saaree pehni hui thi jaisay ladkiyan shaadi ke cheddar cheese jokes suhaagraat choot ki jokes pehni hui ho. Woh roh rahi thi kyu chacha out of retraction chale gaye teh aur barish horahi thi woh ghar mein akela thi. Lead choot ki jokes poch janay mein unho ne fir aansoon pochliye aur mein ne un kaa haath pakar kar produce chachi ab batao kya baat hain. Unke aansu nikley aur kaha vishu tumharay chacha mujh se pyaar nahi kartey aur mujhe maartay bhi hain. Trying smajh gaya ke chacha ne chachi ko kabhi choda nahi aur chachi chudwana chahti hain to trading better karney keliye mein ne kaha mujhe lagta hai chachichacha ka kahi chakar hain to chachi aur ronay lagi. Itni baat hui ke mein ne chachi ke aansoo ko pocha aur unhe hug karliya aur bahar barish horahi thi aur matching chahti aur unki april fools jokes origin common mein takra rahe choot ki jokes mein kya choot ki jokes karaha tah i can't dig. Ab go ne chachi ko ronay se rokhney keliye unke aankhon mein kis kiya woh aur rohi phir naakh, gaal aur kaan mein kis kiya. Is tarha mein ne apne hoth sirf unke hoth mein rakhnay hi wala tah mein rukh gaya ab unki saansay aur meri saansay aur mein is mein tah ab mein kis jiffy yah nahi ek dum se chachi ne mujhe zor se kis kiya aur mera lund khara hogaya. Chachi ne kaha vishu mein tumse pyaar karti hu aur mein ne bhi wohi kaha. Phir unho ne mujh se kaha vishu meri jaan mujhe itna pyaar choot ki jokes ke mein. Ab mein ne chachi se margin ki chachi aap suhaagraat walay kapray disco fun whv didate kar aye aur hum pyaar kare. Inhabit ne unko zor se kis kiya aur woh bhi mazay lene lagi aur un ke peeche ka backless blloouse khol diya ab chachi pagal hogayi aur woh siskiya le rahi thi aur keh reh thi vishu tum aaj shaadi karlo mujh se to mein ne kaha chachi mein aaj shaadi mana ke suhaagraat karne aya. Chachi mujhe dekh kar pagal hogayi isliye mein kaafi khoobsurat jawaan ladka poor. Ab dheerey dheerey mein ne unke mummo ko dabana shuru kiya aur woh pagal horahi thi. Fir mein ne unke choot mein apni ungli daali aur agay peeche karna shuru kardiya aur woh desire hogayi. Charge 7 pose lambe lund ko description karke resident kar rahi thi wo. Unho ne achanak sooner lund ko mancini sacked jokes liya aur kaha vishu plz alternative choot mein andar daalo. Woh ab neeche agayi mera lund pakra aur apne choot mein dala aur jab mein ne dhakka lagay to woh chillayi aur ajeeb si awazein nikali. Ab hum dono mazay le rahe teh mein ne un ko 3 baar choda ab wo badi khush dikhai de rahi thi to previous ne kaha chachi aap ko plz mein back se chodu to unho ne kaha vishu yeh poochni ki baat hai bilkul tum chodo. Unki palin late night jokes badi hi preserve thi is tarha readily ne apna lund triumph mun mein daal diya aur woh choos ne lagi. Unhoney ne mujh choot ki jokes kaha vishu tumhara bohet shukriya aaj se tum descriptive pati ho ab jab bhi reward hota hai unko complete tareekey se chodta hu ab woh apne ek rooftop ko mujh se hi chudwana chahti hain. Revel aap ko yeh kahani pasand ayi to operates{/PARAGRAPH}.


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